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Deacon hon? Let's not forget your other minions, hmmm? I hear that the salt-shaker got herself a rock on her finger the size of France. Of course it could be a Walmart special, but it might be something you want to check out.

After all, can't have a minion holding out on you, right? Such underhanded dealings should be punished, don't you think? And she's oh so pretty too. Tell me lover, do you like redheads?

Do you want one?